salinat: “The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.”

salinat:

“The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.”

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

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Disregard small affairs. Treat them like hopscotch and step over all the squares.

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Sometimes, fate has a cruel way of putting things together. Maybe it’s better if people just give up when there’s no point in fighting for something anymore. When the ship has finally sailed, only a fool would go after it when it’s already miles away. But sometimes, it’s a lot better to be a fool to go after what we want and need, rather than to regret everything in the end because we never even tried.

— Captain Jack Sparrow

One thing that makes Dumbo not dumb? He listens.

One thing that makes Dumbo not dumb? He listens.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

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Some peeps are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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I want to give you a free dinner.