Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

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Sometimes, fate has a cruel way of putting things together. Maybe it’s better if people just give up when there’s no point in fighting for something anymore. When the ship has finally sailed, only a fool would go after it when it’s already miles away. But sometimes, it’s a lot better to be a fool to go after what we want and need, rather than to regret everything in the end because we never even tried.

— Captain Jack Sparrow

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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I want to give you a free dinner.