Where the Fame Monsters Are

Where the Fame Monsters Are

Speculated Anatomy of a Homie

Speculated Anatomy of a Homie

I am an omnivore and I live in the United Steaks of America.

I am an omnivore and I live in the United Steaks of America.

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

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To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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How to Nap

6 Types of Crappy Hugs

Types of Handshakes - A Primer for Business Majors

(via salinat)

Can’t men do that too? (via salinat)

Can’t men do that too? (via salinat)

If I had to choose between a one-night-stand with some stupid cow I pick-up in a bar, and these people? I’d pick them every time. Because with them, it is an everyday stand and I still know their names in the morning.

— Michael Scott from The Office

modelcardboard: thisiswhyyourefat: Cheetos Coated In Strawberry Yogurt Glaze YES. Enough to make an American jealous. Where can I get? :]

modelcardboard:

thisiswhyyourefat:

Cheetos Coated In Strawberry Yogurt Glaze

YES.

Enough to make an American jealous. Where can I get? :]

If i told you that you were beautiful? would you say ‘Thank you, you have great taste in women?’

—jimmyaungchen

I want to give you a free dinner.